Signs!

Have you ever seen those clever marquees on churches that make you think – I never thought about that – the first one I remember seeing was “7 days without God makes one Weak” (you get it??) Well anyway, I found a list of “one sentence sermons that I thought you might enjoy. If you like these, you might want to check out these books at


Christianbook.com.

"Pray" is a four-letter word you can say anywhere - except in public schools.

Man's way leads to a hopeless end - God's way leads to an endless hope.

If God is your Co-Pilot - Swap Seats!!

The church is prayer-conditioned.

WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning.

Plan ahead - It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.

Exercise daily - walk with the Lord.

Coincidences happen when God chooses to remain anonymous.

Never give the devil a ride - he will always want to drive.

Nothing else ruins the truth like stretching it.

Give Satan an inch & he'll be a ruler.

Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your door for years.

The best mathematical equation I have ever seen...1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.

The best vitamin for a Christian is B1.

It’s hard to stumble when you’re on your knees.